It was a good idea at the time, or at least we thought it was, Christmas in the wilds, fucking bullshit!We'd argued when the engine seized which reall... helped matters, as we were only about two miles from the cabin, we unloaded everything and hauled it as far as the cabin, I was in a dirty mood by then and decided I didn't want to listen to her mouthing off at me, so I said I'd walk down to the main road we'd left about five miles back.I intended finding a phone and calling a garage to come out. Well….I didn’t just work on my car; as my meagre sex life had virtually dwindled away to birthdays and Xmas I hid my porn stash in there and would regularly play with myself while my wife and daughters were watching soap operas on TV, blissfully unaware. Then in late 2002 Jilly’s Cousin Eve got her a full time job in the Accounts department of the company she worked for. It was a family grocery business with 15 shops and a large warehouse on the other side of town to where we live. I’d. ”She went quiet for a long time. At least, it felt like a long time. Finally, she said, “Anyway, I ... I wanted to thank you. I wouldn’t have said anything to my parents if it wasn’t for you.” She leaned over and kissed my cheek. “You’re a—”“Don’t. Don’t say what I think you’re going to say.”She smiled. “Well, you are.”“So, what happens now? Are you going to the police?”“Daddy says it’s not worth it. I’ve washed and stuff since Saturday, obviously, and apart from my arm there’s no other sign of. . some maid,” she said, “I agree with Katriana’s point of view, where we have to make sure that you only lay with ... quality people. So, don’t mind us if we screen some of the women you interact, okay?”Apparently a conspiracy was afoot with my lovers. I had to tread carefully if I was to continue with my harem plan.“Yes, well, that’s fine and all,” I said thoughtfully, even though it kind of wasn’t, “But all I wanted was some water, which none of you have bothered to get me since I asked for.