On the job literally in many cases, I'm happy to say." He let out a deep chuckle, and grinned like a naughty school boy, then picked up a sheet of pap...r from his desk top."Well, Mister Desmond, I have been instructed by Charles Baker, of Butcher, Baker, and McCandless, to represent you. He has apprised me of the rudiments of the case, but to defend you in court, and hopefully obtain an acquittal, I will need to know everything pertaining to your assault on..." he peered at the sheet of paper in. ..and then I noticed her.Normally I would have continued on, being bold and ignoring people on the beach. I looked at her and then at the boat….It had to have been the way she got here and I could hear no-one else.The reason I was hesitant was because she was completely naked. She was lying on her stomach, on the bare soft sand, some way in from the sea and her boat. There was a towel and bag beside her. She was very tanned and appeared to have long blond hair. Her legs were crossed at the. So I moved over next to him at the bar, to order a drink, and I happened to look down. He had on a really light, thin, pair of slacks, kinda tight, just right, you know? Nice thin fabric? And he was commando… And he had a hard-on down his pants leg that was 12 INCHES LONG and as thick as my wrist!!! I about fainted and fell over in his lap. It was actually THROBBING against the fabric of his pants, it was so hard! I was staring at it. Mouth open. It was halfway down his leg! Then I looked up at. He had not anticipated this response at all."Our interests are different. I'm not a great reader. I was made to read various things at school but apart from Wuthering Heights and Tess of the D'Urbevilles the classics left me cold. Jane Austen and Dickens: never want to read them again. My parents gave me membership of the Book Society. Waste of time. I read the odd thriller but not often. I'd never be able to discuss literature with you."Nor would I expect you to."The quick riposte threw him.