“At least when YOU pee standing up you don’t need to shower afterwards!”“Remember the joke”, replied Steve smiling, “God asked Adam whethe... he would prefer to have the ability to pee standing up, or to have multiple orgasms, and Adam replied, ‘Wow, peeing standing up sounds great!’”. “Would you prefer to swap those abilities?”, asked Steve.I replied that, on consideration, I was happy with the way things were. “But I’m still a bit jealous,” I admitted. A thoughtful expression crossed Steve’s. Me: ji hain par ghar mai hain aur video youtube pe apny a/c mai upload ki hainAunt: acha choro goli maro ab shadi ka kuch socha hai k nahi.Me: nahi ji aisa kuch nahi irada.Aunt: meri beti kaisi lagti hai, who tum ko pasand karti hai usny mujhe bataya hia.Me: abhi kuch socha nahi, abhi to woh sirf 18 saal ki hain.Aunt: to 18 ki ho jaye gi.Me: auntie k bat kahoon ap seAunt: kia? Bolo betaMe: meri ek khawahish hai? Jo ap pora karsakti ho.Aunt: aisi kon si khawahish hai jo mai poora kar sakti. I live in a little town in northernNew Jersey on the Pennsylvania border. I can arrange to meet you next Sundayduring the late afternoon. Doesn't have to be a fancy restaurant. A BurgerKing or MacDonald's off an interstate will do. I confess I'm a little nervous aboutthis. It seems silly, since I am agreeing to meet with a man who has announcedin advance that he's planning to kill me, and I've already indicated thatI'm willing for him to do so. What could you do that's worse than that?Okay:. I returned with her cigarettes as the rain picked up and as I handed them to her she said "not menthol dummy, did I say menthol?" "oh no I guess not Kim, I'm sorry" I replied looking at my wife for some support from her daughters harsh tone with me but none was comming as I took the pack back and headed back into the store. Returning with the correct pack this time I was let back into the car as Sara said "your all wet Tim, make sure you dry the seat when we get home, I don't want any stains on.