Being superstitious as all sea fairing people are, changing the name of the boat was never an option, even when I learned the rather surprisings origi... of the boat’s name.It seems the name of the boat was not a military reference as I had first thought, rather this boat was the previous owners play house and there were standing orders for all who came aboard to go Commando, i.e. without the benefit of under garments. As I mentioned sea fairing people are superstitious. Many of my friends at the. What is the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diarrhoea? A. the oyster shucker shucks between fits.Three little boys were bragging about how tough they were. “I’m so tough” said the first boy “that I can wear out a pair of shoes in a week”. “Well” said the second little boy “I’m so tough, I can wear out a pair of jeans in a day”. “That’s nothing” said the third boy. “When my parents take me to see my grandma and grandpa, I can wear them out in an hour”.My wife. Were you thinking about me and Angie making out?' 'Actually no. It was something else.' 'Hmm. I know that look.', said Angie. 'He's thinking about sex of some sort. Probably thinking of us doing more than make out.' 'What's wrong with you guys making out?' said Dave. 'Hey man, I'd do it in a second if Sarah wants too, but I'm not so sure she's up for it..' 'What? I am if you are. You slut!' The next thing I know Angie walks over to Sarah and straddles her legs, and puts her arms around her. " Tom replied cryptically."Where did that come from?" I guess it just fits the situation. I'm not quite old enough to be yourDad, but this is still pretty ridiculous..." Tom trailed off."Well, did you expect me to just keep going to elementary school?" Pretty much, yea," Tom said as he hopped out of the car."Yea, well, you're just jealous because my classes are harder than yourclasses!" I insisted."Oh yea, that's something to be jealous about! Besides, you're still just afreshman," Tom said,.