I said, "What a pair we are, me pretending to be a woman to escape mylife and you wanting to travel the world, and the sad thing is neitherof us can g...t what we want."We sat there for a while Chrissie still holding my hand each of us deepin our thoughts. "Tony," she said, "if you could would you want toreally be a woman?"This dragged me out of my reverie. "It depends." On what?" she asked.I thought for a moment and continued. "If I could be a female of about30 year old, comfortable in her. Not since I was a child.“Where’s the ladies Convenience, please?”“May I use your Convenience, please?”“I was in the Convenience, when you called. Sorry I was unable to answer.”Language, vernacular, especially euphemisms, change with the generations.John became euphemistic for toilet because John Harrington installed an early flush toilet for Queen Elizabeth 1st. Way back. He didn’t invent it though.A hundred years later, Thomas Crapper improved the design and promoted it’s popularity in homes. She ripped off her short skirt and slid her panties to the side. Her fat wet pussy plopped down on my thick hard dick. She wrapped her arms around my neck and started to ride me as fast as she could. "You like that baby?" she yelled excitedly. "I love it baby" I managed to get out. I love it when a woman takes charge its the sexiest thing in the world. I spanked her fat ass while she rode me. "Oh spank me harder baby!" I smacked her plump ass harder "Ohhh YES I WANT MORE!" Her hips. He started looking straight in to my eyes.After 5 mins he broke his silenceHe: madam, you are looking damn sexy, what took you so long to wear this.Me: mmm I didn’t see itHe: so you like itI was quite and moved my eyes down, he took my face in his strong palms and kissed me on lips, for few seconds I shocked and didn’t move, but then I protested. By this time he is having his tong inside my mouth and paying with my tong. His saliva was already in my mouth and he drank all juice out of my lips..