"That's the life" she smiled, "Cruising up the canal from one pub to another and making love all night" Sound good doesn't it?" I agreed, "Especially ...he last bit" Well I'm naked under my skirt" she laughed, "Just in case you're in the mood" I'm always in the mood" I told her and leered evilly."I say there, David isn't it?" I looked across at the bargee who'd shouted it was my boss, the man who owned the bakery!"Good morning sir" I said politely. "I didn't know you owned a boat" I own several. Phir mujhe laga kisi ki galti ki saza aapne ko kyo do. I should also enjoy my life. Phir ek din mera ek friend mere ghar aapni shadi ka invitation card dene aaya. Shadi 1 november, 2016 ko vaishali mai thi. Mein ne decide kiya mai pakka jaunga & enjoy karunga. Dost ki shadi thi toh enjoy karna toh banata tha. As per the plan 1 nov ko mein ready hua aur aapni car leke shadi mai aa gaya. Waha kafi sare friends se mil ke kafi relax feel hu. Mein ek whisky ka glass leke aise hi khada tha ki mein ne. So you all understand better, if ten guys pony up twenty-bucks each, we collect two-hundred dollars. One-hundred dollars goes to the charity, fifty-dollars goes to the first place winner, thirty-dollars to second place, and twenty to third. Oh, and don’t misunderstand me, there will be way more than just ten men so the potential to make some serious money for yourself and our charity is great.”“Wait a minute,” said one girl. “We’re expected to suck a man off after only a few minutes?”“Each. ’ I had had just one New Year’s date in my life, and a disastrous one at that. It was a blind date set up by a well-meaning friend’s girlfriend. Diane was my date’s name—not bad looking but she had the personality of a bitter, hen-pecking wife, critical and demanding. Not that we didn’t get along, but I drove her home right after having dinner at one of our town’s better restaurants, fed up with Diane bashing everything from the food to the service, both of which I found excellent. Needless to.