Also, against many suggestions, Ihave elected to keep this story a fairly modest rated PG. Well, enoughbabbling. I hope you enjoy.---In Last week's ep...sode, we saw Link being transformed into a girl bythe evil Ganon. Ganon then kidnapped Princess Zelda, leaving Link(subsequently renamed Lana) to try and find Ganon's lair to rescueZelda and be returned to his true form. (Note from the Author: Pleaseremember that this story is based mostly on the Cartoon Series andOcarina Of Time, but does. My parents, my sisters, and to my surprise, Emily, were all there to meet me at the airport. I hugged all of my family and acknowledged Emily with a handshake. She looked extremely hurt. Well WTF did she expect.When I got to the car my parents got in the front, my sisters brought their own car, and Emily started to get in my parent’s car in the rear seat. I helped her in, closed the door, and told my dad I would meet them at the house as I was taking a cab. He was not happy but did not say. Everyone wished me and we had party and all . But I was not happy. I didn’t see my girlfriend till tat time to wish me.Afternoon , college leave for some reason . I was waiting at my block believing tat she would come. I saw her from a distance she was computer branch. Let me tell about her , jijini . Tats her name. Jijini and I had a very good relationship. She’s 34-30-34. I know a little chubby. I like chubby. She was wearing uniform because she had lab. Tats y she was late.She came near me. He sat up and agony ripped through him. He lay down again. His balls hurt. He couldn’t see his balls. He explored with his hands. His balls were bleeding. They were fixed to something. A train was coming. He was lying on a railway track and a train was coming. He fainted.“Missed the bastard,” Ted Rogers sighed as Desmond fainted at the last second and the 350 horsepower diesel shunting locomotive passed harmlessly over Desmond for the third time.“Oh well, next time may be?” Al suggested to Ted.