' There areno rules. Fair is determined by me. I am the genie. I do what I want todo. Now, out with the light, close the bottle, and go away."At this ...oint I got pissed off and yelled, "I want my wishes! Get outhere and give me my wishes!" Make me." OK asshole! You asked for it," I said as I turned the bottle over andshook it even harder than before, but the little shit wouldn't come out.All I got was a lot more of his stuff all over the counter. I threatenedto break the bottle but he told me. I went down the stairs and as I walked into the room I was startled to see four gorgeous gals totally naked and obviously enjoying themselves! In the middle of the group was my wife's cousin Pat. She was busy licking a big blond's ass and pussy and the other two were fucking each other with dildos! Rather than cause a fuss, that I might not be able to straighten out, I decided to back my ass out and quietly sneak out, jump in my truck and get the hell out of there! As I started to back up. As Jeff hung up the phone he felt good. The banter with Sid made him feel optimistic about the expedition. He and Barbara needed this respite, he thought. In September the last of their three children had gone off to college. Raising teenagers is stressful in any situation. Jason, their youngest, had been particularly difficult.The recession following the 911 tragedy had been especially hard on the retail business that Jeff and Barbara owned together. It strained their finances and confidence. Some people are too stupid to live ... It really is true ya' know even when they got big brains. See it took most of two years for the idjits in th gumumup to figure out that if we was gonna survive th' landin' o' the dickheads we'd all better be armed. No more five day waitin' period! Funny thing too, a whole lot less armed robbery. And muggin'? It just don't pay no more. Terrorists? They are too stupid to live whether they are Jihadists, Earth First, or Greenies. But they ain't as smart as.