“$20,000,” was the reply. “What? I’ll give you $5000.” “But look at her curves, sleek, she’ll go like a rocket.” “Maybe, but it’s ...ot all about speed. Pleasure can be slow as well.” “OK, OK, how about $15000 then?” “You still must be joking. She may not have so many years left before she’s past it.” “What? She’s in her prime, she’ll easily outlive you.” “No way, I use them hard, and she’ll not last the course, not my way anyway. I’ll raise my offer to $7K.” “It’s an insult, you want my family. He’ll be in a good mood.”The guy says, “Don’t be too sure. I’m the groom.”What do you call a white bear that has sex with both male and female bears?Bi-polar.Why are tennis players such bad paramours?Because for them, Love is nothing...These are compliments of J & B. Yes they could be repeats but they funny, read them again... Blonde Men...Well FINALLY, it just had to come to this sooner or later!A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: “Did you find the shampoo?”He answers, “Yes,. Chat meri choot raphs chat daal apni juban ismai chat ahhh raphssss chat chat ho ahhh ahhhhh meri choot ahhhh chat chat raphs ahhhhh meri choot ahhh mera paani nikal raha hai ahhhhh jaise hi maine apni ungli mami ki chut mai dala unki choot se paani nikal gaya maine paani chat liya uske baad maine unko ghoda bane kaha mami ban gayi jab woh goda bani toh unki gaand itni shape mai thi ki kya bata u woh bahu badi gaand thi preete se bhi badi jisko maine choda tha maine unki gaand ko apni jeeban se. I could feel their gaze on my shaved vulva. I could feel my lubrication seeping out of me. Could they see my wetness that was coating my upper thighs? "Jim are they both here?" "Yes, Cindy, they are. Tell them you are glad they could join us today." My voice quaked as I nervously did as instructed, "Sir and ma'am, welcome to my bedroom. I am glad you could join my husband and me today. I'd like to greet you more warmly, but as you can see, I'm a bit tied up at the moment," I said, introducing a.