Two women walk past and one shouts “if you were a gentleman you would lift your hat to a lady!” The bloke replies “if you weren’t so ugly the ...at would lift itself!”Me: “I can’t believe they’re back together after all that shit”. Wife: “Who?” Me: “My arse cheeks”“So let me get this straight” the prosecutor says to the defendant. “You came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man”. “That’s correct” says the defendant. “Upon which” continues the prosecutor “you take out. Not sure how but the next thing I knew, Julie's ass was in the air as I sucked her clit and I felt my wife's chin near mine as she licked the hindmost part of Julie's cunt and her asshole. I decided to watch my wife with her first pussy to lick. Lick she did. Like a staving woman. She licked, sucked, put her fingers in Julies cunt, put a finger in her asshole, but never lost tongue contact with her pussy or her ass. Julie went rigid and squirted. I had never seen a woman squirt before, and was. She was just about to wow them with the money shot when the hypnotic party flow abruptly turned deathly silent.“Ohhhh...” she moaned, voicing her disappointment in unison with the others. “It was just getting fun,” she gently grumbled.“Sorry, sorry, sorry...” Paul slurred as he began staggering around aimlessly, hoping to accomplish God knows what. She knew he’d been drinking as much as any of them, but she liked to think that the sight of her tits also had a hand in making him so. Closing his eyes, he went over it his mind again, feeling the music. As he thought of drawing the notes out of his violin and her breath in his ear he felt the excitement rose again in the pit of his stomach . His cock throbbed again, straining against his jeans. It was the most sensual and erotic thing he had felt. He loved music, but he had no idea that it could have any physical connection. His head was swimming as questions swirled through his mind. ‘What had he done’ What had she felt’ Was.