Recent studies have shown that no woman in her right mind would wear a girdle, and that the only people who purchase them are crossdressers. If, in fa...t you are a crossdresser, I am required to ask you several other questions so that the proper warning labels can be placed on your garments for your own protection."I stammered a bit and admitted that I was, after all, all they could do is find my PO box."In that case sir, I will need a and notarized statement from a certified math teacher or. Vanessa, Sally. Welcome, Sally. The little that Louisa has told me about you has me very excited to meet you. Would you like to change your clothes before we have dinner? Ive put a gown for you, like Louisas and mine, on the bed in our bedroom. Thank you. You both look very sexy. Do you think I could have a quick shower? Oh, and so that I dont make a faux pas, would you please tell me what you two are wearing under your gowns? Why, nothing of course. We wanted to be ready for … We wanted to be. .. I could barely see through the lycra face of my outfit,but I feared the worst...And my worst fears were soon realized! They put an old Bridal Veil on myhead, circled my breasts with new pearls, and loaned me a pair of HighHeels. My false arms were posed around a bouquet of blue flowers.As they marched me back into the Ballroom, I heard the music, andsuddenly realized, they're marrying me off! It was horrid! I had to gothrough the mockery of a Wedding, cutting the cake. dancing with my. "The manager finally let me off and I am heading home." Cool, it's been a long, busy night!" he said brightly. He was making me a little nervous because he was kind of staring at me."Tell you what," Bill said. "Before you go, why don't you go into the bathroom and take off your bra and panties and then come say goodbye to me." What? What did you say?" I asked."You heard me," Bill said gently. "Hurry now." Then he smiled at me.I don't know why, but off I went to the girl's bathroom, just off of.