. you're next!"Why did the blonde have bruises around her navel?She had a blonde boyfriend.This one is Compliments of dave mOne night a father was hel...ing his son with his homework.The father asked "What is the Gross National Product?"The little boy pondered for a minute and replied "Spinach?"This one is compliments of bob.Don and Frank, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.One day Frank didn't show up. Don didn't think much. The car sweeping towards him and the woman beside him; and them both unable to move out of the way. Disturbingly sometimes the woman was Cheryl, sometimes his mother, and sometimes his pet dog from childhood. He never saw who it was, he just knew who it was in his dream. He shouted out, and then calmed as her soft face kissed his and her arm stroked his. She hadn’t realised, none of them had, how deeply he was still affected.Her hair spread out around her, like a halo. He woke in the middle of. Did that mean she was about to cum?I hoped so.Her hands grabbed her tits. She squeezed those big boobs. I bet she could suck on her own nipple. That would be so hot to see. I wanted to suggest it, but I had to make this amazing cock cum. I had to please my mother.I sucked so hard. My cheeks hollowed. Her face twisted with pleasure. She quivered there. The passion on her face was just such a delight to witness. I loved the sight of her face twisting in rapture. She whimpered.Erupted.“Yes, yes,. But at home I never got courage to wear any shorts orT-shirt as I always found chandu working around the home, but when I observe mycolleagues was wearing the shorts, loose t-shirts some time night suit evenwithout wearing any bra inside I also got courage and started wearing some comfortableclothes like same. I never found chandu looking at us or doing or talking anybad things he was very nice and jolly in nature soon within 2 weeks I become usto him and started talking to him, once I was.