My toes curled and my fingers tightened on the roll of fabric of my skirt.“Didn’t anticipate that, I see,” he murmured with a self-satisfied gri... in his voice, his teeth and lips and the tickle of his beard still against my skin.I couldn’t help a giggling laugh at his antics. Goof. Sexy, sexy, terribly sexually frustrating goof.Keeping his mouth on me even though the fabric of my skirt must have fallen into his face or covered his head rather awkwardly, he slid the other hose down my other leg,. Some things are better left unsaid, which I generally realize after I have said them.I don’t know which is longer a microwave minute or a treadmill minute.My head says gym, but my heart says tacosThe following is compliments of John A.This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in health food, and exercise.When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion. Marthe küsste mich und sprach: “Ich putze noch meine Zähne, und dann bin ich bei euch!“Marthes Hand entließ meine Eier aus ihrem wohligen Gefängnis. Hilla wartete schon auf mein kommen. „Endlich!“ sprach sie zu mir. Die weit geöffneten Lippen von Hilla begrüßten mich voller Freude. Hilla spreizte ihre Beine weiter auseinander. Nun galt es ihre feuchten Lippen zu trocknen. Auch die kleine helle Perle. Zwei Klebepads des Elektrostimmulanzgerät wurden vorbereitet. Wohin die Reise geht, ahnte Hilla. "She's just fine. A little tired, like I said." Do you think we should keep her home today?" Mom asked."It might not be a bad idea. She didn't get enough extra sleep last night. It's not like she has anything important going on today." I shut up then, afraid of saying too much. I knew I was being overly cautious, but you can't really blame me. The best I could hope for, if they found out, was prison. I wasn't entirely convinced my parents wouldn't kill me.Mom nodded agreement with what I'd.