I don’t have a lot of love for lawyers. But Lil Missy’s attitude and a grade 3 hangover left me short of patience. Putting on my best country, bum...kin imitation, I replied: “Why ya sure can, sweetheart, I’m here to see Mr. Esquire.”I was somewhat satisfied to see a look of confusion cross Ms. Attitude’s face. “Excuse me, Mr. Esquire?”“Shur thing babycakes, I’s got me a letter here from a Gerald Esquire. Saying he needs ta see me bout an inheritance.” As she started stuttering for a response, I. Finally, he had her hands behind her back and one thigh over her kicking legs. Her bottom was bared to him. ‘You take stupid childish risks, by God you’ll be punished like a child,’ he said, and walloped her with his hand. Smack! Her buttocks absorbed the spank with a satisfying degree of resistance, and turned red. She shrieked at the top of her lungs. He did it again. She shrieked again. ‘You took years off my life when I heard you in that gaol.’ Smack. ‘You have to learn not to take stupid. ’ They kept walking until they got to where they needed, a part of the forest completely covered by thick bushes, hiding everything from whoever walked through. He stepped up to the thick brush and pushed at it until he made an impromptu clearing, letting her duck under it before following behind. Passing that first layer left a large space inside, a sort of bubble formed by the bushes and trees around them. The perfect spot. Just what they needed. She turned to him, even less sure of doing. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put in on my bumper.I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is and I didn’t notice that the light had changed.It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn’t honked, I’d never have noticed. I found that LOTS of people love Jesus! While I was.