Robertson in the kitchen. I said, “Dinner smells excellent. You are both wonderful cooks.”“Honey, Robert is the cook. He lets me help sometimes....I am an accountant, not a cook. You two ladies look good enough to eat.” With that, Roberta pulled me into a kiss that offered her tongue. I did not refuse the offer. She looked at Fran then at me as if to ask, “Okay if I kiss Fran that way too?”I nodded. Fran enjoyed her kiss as much as I did.Robert moved away from the stove pointing to his ‘Kiss the. .. switch, that is. Before the dye job ... oh ... and pierced ears, she did that too. I have a feeling the stud is on one ear and the clutch ... the part that holds the ear stud in place ... is on the other ear."I hope she's not allergic to that much gold stuck through her brain..." My good buddy, Ricky interrupted.As I was saying, before someone ran over me wearing track spikes and messed up my train of thought..."TRAIN? You idiot ... your train of thought is a leaky old switch engine, coal. The window was down and I smelled alcohol! I introduced my self to her father. He definitely wasn't what I would have expected, for such a polite young lady, I would have expected at least the same from her parents. He didn't shake my hand, and seemed to be in a hurry. He yelled, "get in the fucking car!" She look mortified when he screamed.He seemed sober enough to me, but to be on the safe side I made sure to follow close.The ride home went alright, he did drive a little fast through the. "OK Girls and Boys the time is nigh. We'll do this in alpha order so I'llgo first." She slid her chair back and stood up to reveal a pair of veryshiny black leggings. That got a few whoops and applause, Beth was nextand she got a bigger reaction as she was wearing a ballerina leotard,tutu and dance tights, so incongruous with her formal blouse. A fewdisappointing efforts of combat trousers and floral leggings followedthen it was Ian's turn. He slid back and stood to reveal his knee lengthskirt,.