The customer had to point it out to me over seven times before I heard myself saying mirror. That will trip you out. Made me nervous as hell as one of...my favorite go to words is fuck. Wouldn’t that go real well at work:“Yes, I’ll be happy to include another box of fuck to your order.”“Did you just say Fuck!”“No Ma’am, I would never say that. I said I would be happy to include another box of fuck to your order.”“You did it again.”“No, I didn’t.”That would be an interesting conversation to have. The pain was excruciating but short-lived, as his cheek healed.“Maybe you’re not the man I thought you were,” Megan said in a flat tone. “Some advice for the future? Next time someone offers you help and is upfront with you the way I was, take it. I appreciated the way you didn’t look down on me because I am a woman, but having to one-up me at the end was pitiful.”She didn’t waste another second before walking from the room. He felt low, and dirty, and utterly defeated, but he couldn’t bring. Our favorite couple was J* and T* who lived on the same bock we did. We got together several times a week to play cards and board games, etc. Over time this turned into Truth or Dare which led to everyone getting nude and a lot of sexy talk.One night the subject of how quickly the girls could come to an orgasm. I maintained that my wife was very fast to cum while J* maintained T* was the fastest. We decided the only way to know for sure was to have a race. At first the girls were not keen on. I got off the bed and sat on the chair.I said "Jane will you tell Elen how it goes please"."Ok s*s, you will go over and drop on your knees between Peter's legs, you will take his cock in your mouth and suck him for a minute. Then you will stop and tell him you've been a naughty girl and need to be spanked. You will then d**** yourself across his knee and ask him please to spank you. Do you understand"."Yes s*s, I understand". Elen got off the bed and crawled over to me and got between my legs.