But you are proven wrong when you receive a strange new app on your phone that will change your life forever.The app you receive is called "The Altera...ion App." The things that the app can do are:The app can change the size of a woman's breasts and ass as well as change the size of a man's cock.The app can alter people's minds and make them change their opinion on things. Example: You can turn a woman who is completely straight become sexually attractive to other women.The app can make people. This was not what I had bargained for!"Craig, we've got to go!" There was Lisa. She had seen the look in my eye, broken away from her man, and come to rescue me."Craig?" said the man. "That's a funny name for a girl." He's not a girl," Lisa said. "He's a guy in drag. And he's my very special boy friend. So I'd appreciate your backing off." A guy in drag? I don't believe it! I don't go for guys! Just look at her." Should we show you his balls?" Dottie had joined us and was tugging on my arm. " You can do that if you can make it in time." Where are you?" The mall down the street from us." That may be a problem." Dad gave me the address and said, "Can you get there in that much time. Even I would have some difficulty." I have enough money for a cab. I will offer a tip for a speedy trip." That may work."I went by spaceship and the trip took just over two milliunits. I was waiting by the time Dad came in. He hugged me to him liked he really meant it."Are you really ok?" Sure Dad. In. This won’t wait.”“I suppose. Very well, let me introduce you formally.” He cleared his throat, and spoke formally. “Jarl Thongvor Silver-blood, your Thane, the Dragonborn, has urgent news for you. She has stated that it is important and must be heard now.”Reburrus looked pained, like he’d been trying to stall because he’d seen me coming. The Jarl, however, looked delighted. “Reburrus, these numbers can wait. What can Markarth do for the slayer of Alduin and her entourage?”“Ulfric Stormcloak has.