This kind of pissed me off some what. I turned back to the bar and the guy says "See I told you" We both just laughed and I order us both another roun.... As the night went on I was thinking more and more about how I missed my wife and how the lady had answered me. It was getting late and then my phone dinged with a message from my wife "Hey I hope you are feeling more relaxed and found you a nice bar to sit and have a few drinks I LOVE YOU" I replied back "I found a bar but it is not that. I went back to the fellow rolling in the dirt and holding his groin. He shook his head when I asked if he wanted to continue. I found the last pair wrestling each other, pulled them apart and floored them both with little effort since they had just about exhausted each other. So I won without working up much of a sweat.I yanked my shirt back on, recovered my knife and rifle and the grinning adjutant dragged the girl to my side and handed me the rope tied about her thin neck."Y'want a'do here. She felt happy and slight tears of joy came from her eyes. She opened the second packet. It was a golden waist bracelet.I know that ladies are very fond of jewellery and my mom doesn't have a waist bracelet till now. She was spellbound happy and hugged me from front. I felt heaven and hugged her back. She asked me "what gifts does my dear want from me on this occasion?" still her hands round my neck.Me: "you must wear the black saree with the black color matching blouse that we ordered in the. " Oh, I don't know about that." She replied with a mischievous grin. "I read some stuff that would embarrass most people."I continued to try to evade her question. "Oh, I write stuff you probably don't know and most likely wouldn't like." Don't bet on it! I have a computer in my truck and I go to web sites that the general public frowns on. Like I said, I read stuff that would embarrass most people." She offered."Yeah, like what do you read?" I turned the question back at her and added..