I packed my purse with a box of condoms then made my way downstairs to get a cab to this Bar I've frequented in the past. Once there I sat at the Bar ...hings were pretty busy with lots of guys looking me over in my Slutty Little Dress. This Black guy came over introduced himself as Jakeil, he was 32 about 6.2 dreads and very well built, we started up a conversation. We moved over to a table by the wall, Jakeil sat beside me and talked for a couple hours we flirted, we drank by now I as feeling. Even the cake was in tiers.We have a genetic predisposition for diarrhea.Runs in our jeans.A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.He yells "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"A hot blonde orders a double entendre at the bar.The bartender gave it to her.Want to hear a word I just made up?Plagiarism.Why do cows wear bells?Because their horns don't work.What did the pirate say when he turned 80?Aye Matey.To the handicapped guy who stole my bag--You can hide. " We headed out to VS and I experienced the nextbest day ever. Elena, our 'Angel' was delighted to help me get mypregnancy wardrobe started. I didn't know there was 'pregnancy'everything. I now had panties, bras, nursing bras, belly belts, camisolesand a few naughty stockings thrown in for good measure.I know what you're thinking, that's one step over the line, sweet Jesus.But I was in crossdressing heaven and my wife was my escort. Kathy wasthe expert in charge of my wardrobe, and there wasn't. I asked her what she was doing on the weekend. She was training ice skating. Suddenly she got excited as though the idea had just come to her: would I like to come ice skating with her? I said I couldn’t skate. She said it was ok, she’d teach me. And so, my heart skipping, we arranged to meet the next day after lunch at the rink.We met by the entrance. With the recent success in the Olympics, ice skating was in the popular eye again, but that warm August day it wasn’t very popular in my town.