. fuck me hard!" I lick her pussy and slide my tongue across into her tight, big ass and she shivers and says "oohh.. you're so fucking horny!" and I ...ay "look who's talkin'" I slip my left thumb in her ass as I shove my cock in her tight, dripping pussy. She's already eager, I break her in easy to avoid any discomfort. I'm thinking "fuck, most virgins hate anything being in their arse!" I feel her riding a little harder, I speed up and get almost half my cock inside. The more I shove, the more. Говорят, что первоначально анекдотом назывался смешной случай, произошедший с вполне реальным человеком, часто знаменитостью. Не удивлюсь, что даже сейчас некоторые анекдоты имеют вполне реальным прототипов.Третий случай относится к теме поскольку-постольку. Сначала перескажу один анекдот:Приходит муж пьяным со следами помады на лице под утро. Жена ему:— Ты где был?А он отвечает:— Я птица вольная, где хочу, там летаю.Через несколько дней пропадает жена на несколько дней, потом приходит в. She looked ecstatic until I picked up her box and started walking away.Flying home from France on a recent trip I noticed a rather haggard looking mum walking into the customs area with eight children all under age 10. Collecting their many suitcases, the nine of them entered the cramped customs area.A young customs official watched the large entourage in disbelief, “Ma’am,” he said, “do all these children and this luggage belong to you?”“Yes, sir,” the lady said with a sigh, “they’re all. He grabbed the sides of my pajamas and yanked them down, releasing my cock to the cool night air."Now that is pretty," he sighed as he looked at my six- inch boner. He took hold of it and stroked it a few times, then started lapping the big purple head with his tongue. I moaned while Dad licked all around the corona with his talented tongue, and it felt so good I thought I might collapse. Dad anticipated this and grabbed my ass cheeks to hold me up. After giving my dick head a nice bath, he ran.