Because while she was clicking away at the keyboard in an attempt to make a deadline, the words that came most easily were not of the nature to be rea... by a general audience. She would have loved nothing more that to be sitting on the couch with him, watching a movie and waiting for it be over. There would be that dreadful, delicious silence before time would indulge her senses. His warm voice would finally engage her in comfortable conversation. Perhaps he would give her a sign. She would. Claire is running a bit behind schedule. Why don't you come inside and have a seat? She should be down in about fifteen minutes." She had put on her most brilliant smile even though she wasn't really feeling it. The wine was really hitting her and she had to focus to appear sober in front of Claire's young date.The boy finally looked at her and his eyes bulged out of his head. His young eyes roamed up and down her full-figured body. When Paige had first started worrying that her husband was. Tasha looked up and smiled.“What? Do you want your ears rubbed as well?”“Only if I can put my head in your lap,” I dutifully replied.Tasha turned about four shades of red.“You’d like that, huh?”“I am a dog of a different breed,” I replied.“So, do you lick your own balls?” Tasha quickly asked. Now it was my turn to blush.“No,” I replied, “I try to stay away from male genitalia.”Two older ladies were exiting the Starbucks, just as the words fell out of my mouth. One looked at the other, and then. She couldn't wait to move in but I reminded her that we would have to explain things to both our children. We decided that it would be easier if she brought Simon here to see for himself and I took her to meet our children from school in the car.Both Simon and Leanne were a little confused at first, but as it happens they were in the same class so were already getting to know each other. Simon asked Babs who I was and she explained I was someone she had known at school and it seemed had a.