I lost Linda on July 5, 2009. This is her eulogy.Linda Lorraine W#######The PersonLinda was born on July 14, 1945 to Mr and Mrs Delbert C####. Linda w...s the first of three children.She had an average childhood with loving parents. She and another girl shared an apartment until shemarried. She was married to Burt H####### and had two boys Jim and David. It was a stormy marriageand ended in 5 years.I often teased Linda by telling her I found her through an add in the paper She was the. The ballista crew consisted of 4 people, two to aim, one to load, and one to cock and shoot. The whole crew was cross trained on firing the ballista, so we figured to have a full crew in spite of potential accidents and battle wounds. The crew was filled out with two to work the sail, one to steer, 4 to throw hand grenades and 6 to fire pistols. This meant that the ship would be carrying 21 crew, a cook, and the captain. Everybody would be issued pistols for use in worst-case situations.As. Liz is laying on the floor balling her eyes out. I walk out the door and slam it jump in the car and head to the bar.Liz gets herself somewhat together, and calls Jayson. He answers hello Liz how did Gill like your present? Liz says you fucking bastard you have ruined my life, Gill is throwing me out, he doesn’t even think our k**s are his. What am I susposed to do. He called me a black slut whore, I can’t live my life is over. Jayson says come stay with me, give him a few days to cool down,. Currently I was reading one about this vampire guy seducing this love struck teen. Think of it as an erotic take on Twilight. The thing that always pissed me off was that it was always the same damn thing: A vampire stud seduces a slutty human girl. Couldn’t there be something different? It was then that I remembered how much I liked bestiality. Surely I would have fucked my dog if she weren’t so small, but I have rubbed and fingered her little cunt while she was in heat, but that was it. I.