This is my number if you change your mind and I leave my number.I wait for almost a week, yet no msgs or calls from her. On the 8th day I get a call f...om an unknown number. I answer it and its Maria. After talking about all the other things she tells me this.Maria: Yash, I am ready to do everything with you under one condition.Yash: I am OK with any condition. Tell me what it is.Maria: My boyfriend wants to watch me having sex with you.Me: WTF!!! Are you serious?? I don’t think I can do it with. 'Did it hurt?You bet it hurt. I couldn't walk for a year, 'This one is compliments of John & Beryl:FLAWLESS MALE LOGIC...Woman:Do you drink beer?Man: YesWoman:How many beers a day?Man:Usually about 3 draft Bock beersWoman:How much do you pay per Draft Bock beer?Man: $5.00 which includes a tip(This is where it gets scary!)Woman:And how long have you been drinking?Man:About 20 years, I supposeWoman:So a Bock beer costs $5 and you have 3 Bock beers a day which puts your spending each month at. Disgusted. "Some bitch Nancy Brown who wanted to get rid of her husband no matter the cost. I got lost in the snow. Stupid!"Craig wasn't sure who the last was directed at, his mind distracted by more important things. That name ... had she been looking for his SISTER? He had known the marriage wasn't in the best of shape, but ... god! And who WAS this woman? Not some sort of devil, certainly. That was silly. Yet..."Where am I?" She stayed pressed against him. He felt the belt on his now wet. .. penis.” He almost said ‘dick’. He didn’t want to get scolded before things even started with her.“It’s a numbers game, Danny.” Julie bit her lower lip, thinking about her son showing his monstrous thing to some teenage girl. Something about him conquering the girls at his school sent a shiver down her spine. Who was she kidding? It wouldn’t even fit in most women, certainly not eighteen-year-old girls. It barely fit in her. That thought made her blush. She coughed to clear her throat..