He stopped at the C store up the road for a drink, and s he was coming back out here noticed David leaning on his car.‘Uh-oh’ Cris thought, ‘Thi... could be bad.’“Hey man! What’s up?” Cris said.“I’m headed out, by request,” David replied. “But you already know that.” Cris nodded, and David continued, “I don’t have to work very hard to know what this is about. What’s going to happen tonight.”“I’ll call it off if you want,” Cris replied, thinking ‘What a convenient excuse that would be!’ But he. I think she was glad to see me with a friend of theirs instead of some gold digger.’ Karen dried her eyes. ‘Well, I guess I can’t say a whole lot.’ ‘How’s that?’ ‘No one told you about my failed engagement?’ ‘What? No, but now you have to.’ ‘I guess I do… He seemed like a really good guy until I got off work early one day three weeks before the wedding and decided to go by his place and surprise him with some fresh cookies. He sure was surprised!’ ‘Lemme guess- he was with another girl?’. But it can muffle the sound!Why do I have to press one for English when you're just gonna transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud?At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.Chocolate comes from cocoa which is a tree ... that makes it a plant which means ... chocolate is Salad!!!And, of course ... Have I sent this to you already ... or did you. He also paces the room when dictating; it's his way of covertly looking down my cleavage. It's also amazing how all the files he asks me to fetch are in the lower drawer of the cabinet. I never fail to please him but I know that he has no chance with me. I have no doubt that he probably goes home at night and masturbates over the display that I provide him.Maria has invited me to her house this weekend to meet her daughter for her twentieth birthday party. It’s a little unexpected and I’m.