I opened the bag and peered inside, and felt that familiar rush go through my body when I realised I’d found two vibrators and a porno tape, belongi...g to my best friend’s mother, whom I’d been masturbating over for years. Surprisingly (but not at all disappointingly) I now had Anne’s actual vibrators in my hands, rather than the almost certainly unused ‘prop’ I was expecting to find. Without delay, I ‘took my things’ and headed to the lounge room, where the VCR was waiting for me.The porno. Immediately Kevin felt astirring below, no, definitely not gay.Melanie ordered two of the cocktail she wanted and Jennifer rushed off."So, is it padding? Can you pee?" Melanie launched into the conversation"Why'd you buy so much padding, is it a fetish, are you going to wear itagain?" It's not padding, well, not in the sense you mean, it's all real I camehome last night with it all," Kevin said."Oh it just happened, you didn't do anything to achieve it? What do youmean all real, like an. I then turn around and head back to my car to get the rest of mystuff.After bringing up 5 storage bins and a TV into the empty apartment, Istart hooking up the TV. I carefully stand it up and set it down on thecarpet. I don't have a TV stand, but my new roommate assured me he'd bebringing one. Thankfully, this apartment comes pre-furnished with asingle couch that's certainly been worn out by years of people livinghere.I plugged in the TV and started rummaging through my storage bins. "Oneof. "What pledge?" asked Bob.Again the elf used a sort of sing-song voice, saying words that somehow sounded ancient. "Are you willing to deliver Santa's toys to all the girls and boys, preserving their hopes and joys?" I only agreed to that because I messed things up," moaned Bob. "Actually, I didn't mess anything up. Actually, it was an accident. But I stepped up after the accident to make things right. I delivered the presents. So I'm done. You have to take me back to Germany. My unit is missing.