"I could really go for a pizza" came out "I would just looooove some ooey, gooey pizza!" -- the message, for the most part, unchanged, aside from it n...w being phrased in a very cute little-girl voice. A voice that dripped with so much salaciousness that it tended to add sexual connotations to anything. Hell, her voice could make "the election of the next President will have significant effect on the conservative-liberal balance of the Supreme Court" sound like a come-on.Except, of course,. There’d only been one assault of the Crescent during the entire stalemate, and we’d repelled them before they got halfway up. All-in-all, I considered myself pretty lucky to be there. Those poor bastards near South Fort had to deal with warg riders every day, and those near Mid Fort had to deal with a constant barrage of siege engines, but those of us near North Fort didn’t have much to deal with at all. That was, until four days ago when the Dark Queen made her proclamation. “Bullshit.” I. I remembered that Guy had told me to shower before entering the sauna, so with water dripping from my naked body, I entered the sauna. The sauna was of average size and could take about ten people at a push. There were two older gents sitting opposite each other on the lower benches. I sat on the higher bench, but after a short while the heat was too much for me, so I sat down alongside the gent on the lower bench. We struck up a conversation, about the weather outside and the fact. They both had good jobs and were liked by their friends and family. So everything seemed normal and almost perfect.This story begins when Graham and Tracy decided to finally get the dogs they wanted. He chose a Doberman, called Garrus, and she picked a Rottweiler, named Wrex. They both talked long about it and planned accordingly before so financially and knowledge wise they were prepared.The dogs listened and did get a good training. They loved their owners and they loved to play with each.