It started with an argument over money with her husband Dave. She burnt the breakfast toast because the toaster stuck in the down position. When she s...uck a knife in the toaster to push down on the release spring the toaster made a "pssst" sound and stopped working altogether. She dropped the pot to the Mr. Coffee on the floor and it shattered sending pieces of glass all over the place. When she tried to vacuum up the really small pieces the Hoover quit on her and she checked and found that the. I’ve only ever had to slap one man in my entire life, and it was him.”“A front snap kick to the groin would have been more appropriate.”“I agree, but the circumstances would have made that difficult.”“Did you file a complaint?”She smiled, “I told his wife.”“Ouch! How did you meet her?”“She was with him on the trip!”“Moron,” I said, shaking my head.“I’m curious, do you have to report in, or do you get to keep your affairs secret?”“I tell my wives who I’ve been with. It’s a small check that keeps. Seema-so whats that you dont understand you keep staring at me…………i mean you pay lot of attention.Naveen-maam mujhe organic chem samajh nahin aati.Seema-tum mere ghar tution ke liye roz 5 baje auoge you “ll ruin my career by failing in finals.Mere man main ludoo phutne lage ab mu meetha hone mein der nahin thi.Tution ka silsila chalu ho gaya.pure class mein itne pass se main uske momme dekhta rahta. Sari mein wo kamaal lagti thi.waha ja kar pata laga uska pati kuwait mein docter hain aur wo. So I wasn't about to let Wendi keep up this distractivebehavior. So I grabbed her tray-first, ignoring the phallic shapedpaperweight that slid off and hit the floor. I sat her on the couch andshe started to ask, "Mistress Dyvia, I don't under-?"I cut her off by putting my finger to her lips. She silenced herself. Ireached under the couch and pulled out my emergency tool kit. I lookedup to the television, still on commercial. First time I think I wasever happy to see the commercials take so.