” I turned to look at the boy standing next to me. We were incredulous and couldn’t believe our ears. Surely he only meant the boys. The ot...ers all turned around and touched their toes in preparation for the forthcoming punishment. I stood still just staring into space. “Miss Simpson?” The Headmaster looked at me and pointed the cane towards the boys, “What are you waiting for?” Bart and Millhouse began sniggering as I blurted out, “But Sir…I’m a…girl!” “Yes Lisa you are, but as I. ." Sandra? No, baby." 'Cuz she's fat?" Nope. Fat has nothing to do with it. She's married. And she never acted the least bit interested, and after what I went through when my wife ran around on me, I would NEVER do that to another human being." I sighed. "Besides, you're prettier." I'm NOT pretty, Dave." Veronica Jameson, you are a cutie. I adore you."She smiled. Bent over and kissed me. Right there on the front porch.Sex? We played. I ate her. She ate me. We kissed and fondled and rubbed. I. I didn’t get it all but it was something like …”it’s your fault dad, you asshole…” Suddenly the little Asian chick sped past us “last warning, shut the fuck up”Then I assumed It was the director who screamed in a very thick British accent “tell that cunt to shut her pie hole”.Every one shut upI looked towards the fake kitchen, , the fake bed room was to our left they were lined up side by side, they had one very big camera on a tripod with one guy behind it, another guy had one over his. He stared as she almost daintily tongued the butter off the fingers of her free hand. He'd been trying to see if anyone was paying them any mind, but as she worked he'd become understandably distracted. Thus the sudden appearance of their waitress clearly caught him by surprise."Your salads should be out any minute now. Is everything all right? Can I get you anything?" she asked.Zack was silent, but Crissy gave her a demure smile and said, "Actually, I could use a little more water..." Her hand.