...teach me...."As the naked men started showing on my big screen TV in my bedroom, kissing, licking, sucking, fucking, cumming. Plenty of my favorit... scenes....a man cumming just from getting fucked. I reached between the mattresses and pulled out a realistic 7inch dildo and a 10inch realistic dildo. I laid a couple layers of towels on the bed. I also grabbed a bottle of Astroglide I had bought for this weekend. Then, I placed an old garden tool handle between the mattresses. It had a. Then we ate some chicken McNuggets because we like the way they taste!!! Then, I realized: I had forgotten to put my clothes on! Here I was, in the middle of the street, covered in blood and hamburger juice, naked. My friends were luckier because they had remembered their clothing. Oh, shit! I thought. Then the server lady ran out of McDonalds. WHAT THE FUCK DO U THINK YOURE DOING! NO SHOES NO SHIRT NO SERVICE NOT TO MENTION NO PANTS OR UNDERPANTS! So she started kicking me and punching me and. I nearly dropped the drinks when I saw Naomi sunbathing naked on one of the pool loungers. I sat across from her, carefully maintaining eye contact as I placed our drinks on the table.“Why are you still naked Naomi?”“I want an all over tan, mum won’t let me sunbathe nude at ours because the neighbours can see into the garden, you’re not overlooked, so I’m fine here.”“So, me seeing you isn’t a problem.”“She never said it would be a problem.”“But did you tell your mum you’d be sunbathing naked in. "Buffy, I'm... I'm sor-" No, you're right." Buffy interrupted. "You're absolutely right. I haven't been a s!ster. I haven't been a s!ster, haven't been a friend, and haven’t even been a girlfriend in a long time. The only thing I do with Riley even remotely resembling a relationship is have sex with him. I don't talk to Willow or Faith or Xander or Giles anymore unless there's something that needs to be slayed. And I certainly haven't been there for you. God, Dawn, I'm so... so sorry." Buffy.