" Listen, Chris, this is a private yard and I wasn't expecting any visitors. I am a wife and mother of two and I don't appreciate being ogled or your ...omments," she replied with a good bit of indignation."I don't know why you're offended. I was just telling you that I like the way you look in the bikini. What's so wrong with that," he said sitting down in the chair right beside mine."Look," Tammy said, "I am married and just enjoying a very private quiet time by myself. I don't want to have. But the torture didn’t even started.For a few seconds I couldn’t speak, only breathe. Then Mark’s voice pulled me back to awareness. “Tell me!”“It hurts. It suddenly became much more intense.” I took a deep breath. “I can also feel it in my belly … it’s as if someone’s trying to pull my testicle away from my body.”“Anything else?”“I don’t know ... it’s hard to concentrate. It hurts.”“I know it hurts. Concentrate!”I tried. “There’s a tension, a tightening feeling in my ass ... my rectum.”Mark. ”“Uh-oh,” she said mirthfully.“Yeah,” I chuckled. “Here goes. ‘Men, before your ask her to marry you, make sure she has never self-raped her sin cave‘.”Kara started giggling uncontrollably.“And ‘Her fingers are for diamond rings, not ringing the devil’s doorbell‘.”Kara was now laughing as hard as I had been and it took her a couple of minutes to catch her breath.“‘Ringing the devil’s doorbell‘? Seriously?”“If you think about it, it’s actually not that far off from the kind of stuff James Dobson. .. put him down, would she? Nurse maid, was it? The bitch! Damn her... she was going to find out that it didn't pay to ridicule Jamey Halo... or accept his love lightly. Shelly Granger could tell her, couldn't she... if she could still talk. He laughed aloud, hardly aware momentarily, that Nadine was beside him."What're you laughing at? Me?" Nadine questioned, twisting around in her seat and folding her legs up beneath her so that she was facing him."What... ? Oh... no, I was Just thinking of.