You take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away over 45 cents?NOW THAT’S A JEWISH MOTHER!✧ ✧ ✧From dorsetmike‎She says “Wh... don’t you say you love me anymore?”He replies “I said it once, I’ll let you know if the situation changes.”✧ ✧ ✧This one is from fmwarmac‎So I asked my wife, “Why do you keep buying plants when you just kill them?”She said, “To remind you what I’m capable of.”✧ ✧ ✧Last week I bought a brand new boomerang, even though I can’t seem to get rid of the old. Wo handsome hai isliye haa bol diya. Dosto sohail aur chachi ki sex chat bhi padhi thi maine because chacha chachi pe dhyan nahi dete the aur chachi bhooki thi sex ki par maine chachi is bare mei nahi pucha kyunke maine pehle hi plan banaya tha ke chachi bahar wale ke sath affair rakhe is se accha ghar ki baat ghar mei rahe to maine chachi ko kaha ke mai aapko like karta hu but aapko bolne se darta tha ke aap mummy se na boldo. To unhone kaha ke mai bhi like karti ho tumko but meri bhi kabhi. To mene barmuda or t-shirt khol kar razai me gus gaya. Phir hum don one ek-dusare ki taraph muh karke baate karne lage to uska ek hath meri jangh par aa gaya or wo boli “ kitne thande per hai aapke” mene kaha ki mere per thande hi rahate hai seema or wo mere jangh par dhire dhire hath firane lagi to mera 7.50 inch ka lund khada ho gaya mene bhi jab wo jangh par hath fira Rahi thi to undearwear me se lund ko jangh par nikal kar tika diya to wo hath firate hue mere lund ko touch ho gaya uska hath. " I thought a moment, then said, "Let's shower together!" Great!"We undressed right there in the living room, then almost ran to the shower. He kept looking at my body, and I returned the gaze. When we got to the bathroom, we embraced again, and this time I captured his solid cock between my legs."I want to pee before the shower," he said, "you can stay if you like, or wait."By now I was feeling very randy indeed. "I'd like to watch," I said. He smiled again, that boyish, attractive grin. He.