Maine bahut baar apna moot bhi piya hai aur tatti bhi khai hai. Tatti khane mein bahut maza aata hai. Meine apni chappal pe tatti karke aur us par moo... kar apni chappal ko pura apni jeebh se chaat chaat kar saaf kiya hai. Kai baar pot mein apna munh ghusa kar meine pot bhi chati hai. Hamare ghar mein english type pot hai ek baar meri bhabhi tatti kar ke aayi to kuch tatti pot mein padi hui bach gayee thi jab mein wahan gaya to meine dekha to mein samajh gaya ki ye tatti babhi ki hai. Unki tatti. Unlike the Motel the distance from the Victorian house to the station was a little farther than a comfortable walk, so I needed a car.I got back home after a skipped lunch, so I had a cup of old coffee and a pack of crackers to make up for the missed meal. It was only a few hours till dinner anyway.I spent the time working on my computer researching the price things. I was freaking over the price of the small things I would need. I hadn't even thought to buy a shower curtain, it was things like. There, are you satisfied?”I snickered, “I am more than satisfied. Thank you.”Chiara chuckled, “His hands are disgustingly sweaty all the time.”I laughed out loud, “It just gets better!”“Are you done now?” Chiara snapped. “Are you interested in meeting Megan, or not?”“Tell me he cried. Please tell me that he cried while he groped you with his sweaty hands. If he didn't cry, you were denied his full bullshit experience, Chiara.”“Ugh! You're worse than a child!” Chiara shrieked.I continued. After he returned to school, I was miserable. His father was more interested in business than me and although I attempted a few affairs, they turned out to be limp dicked men who couldn’t satisfy me. My only real thrill was calling up Zach for some nasty phone sex.In October, Zach called me and invited me up for a weekend. “You’re invited to a frat party, Mom. Wear something sexy and there is only one rule to get in.”“What’s that?” I asked, curious and.