J. called for a couple's dance.Fear came across Nicole's face."Oh it will be fun," Sam said, reaching for Nicole's hand. He pulled herup."You can trus... me," Sam said.He held her close. They skated a little slowly. Sam taught Nicole how torock and sway to the music.The theme song to the movie Titanic came on. Nicole giggled."What are you laughing about," Sam said."Of course I trust you, Jack," she giggled."Spread your arms out, Rose" he told her, keeping with the Titanictheme. He held her. "The young man hits his 8-iron and puts the ball on the green.The priest tops his 7-iron and dribbles the ball out a few yards.The young man says, "I don't know about you, father, but in my church, when we pray, we keep our head down."Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody 3-iron standing over a lifeless man.The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?" Yes" says the woman."Did you hit him with that golf club?" Yes, yes, I did." The woman begins to sob, drops. What most people don't expect from me is the fact that I am brilliant. I had graduated from High School with a 4.0 GPA. I was accepted to many universities, but even with financial aid, my mother couldn't afford for me to go away, so I went to the city college. As a part- time job, I work as a tutor, mainly in math and science because those are my best subjects. That is how I met Sara Simmons, the girl of my dreams.In a single word, she can and always be described as perfect. Every part of her. I studied Brits face as we waited for him to move, a mixture of trepidation and wondrous curiosity, she was a virgin in everything, even basic hand-jobs, and today, within minutes she would be in a small cubical giving one to an old man.'He's coming', she whispered nervously, tinged with excitement. 'Lets hope you say that in a few minutes', I added sarcastically, 'now go and get ready', and Brit moved down the corridor and went into the toilet compartment as he closed the door behind him to.