Pull yourself together Chuck. It ain’t going to happen. The meal was predictably superb. We sat outdoors surrounded by other couples and groups. If ...nyone noticed us it wasn’t apparent. ‘I love it here. Little chance of meeting my students, less of my colleagues. What do you do, Charlie?’ I realised we’d never talked about anything but tennis so I told her about my job, travels and enthusiasms. The evening passed in a bit of a blur. I felt her hand touch mine a couple of times and also her knee. The office was almost vacant and dark. It was late Friday afternoon at the end of a difficult week for Desai & Diwanji. Maya sat down and let out a deep sigh. She could feel her pussy still quivering from the last hour of attention. She felt good. The small digital clock on her desk read 4:16.“45 minutes,” she thought to herself. Her body felt good, but her mind couldn’t help wondering if she had been good enough. Her mind replayed the ecstasy of the last hour. She smiled as she relieved it in. Perhaps she would pick a nation with a strong military and useit to conquer the world.She needed water from the fountain of youth to become younger, but itwas in her power to age me, Prince Theo, to her former age and make meher physical double. I was to rule the kingdom in her absence. As if Icould be bothered by such things. The witch claimed that this mirror Iam looking into is enchanted. It is the mirror of Narcissus, and itmakes any who look into it fall in love with there own. Sincerely,Wait for it...Dick Van DykeThree Men were waiting to go to heaven. St Peter was at the gate and said, “However good you were to your wife that is the vehicle you will get in heaven.”The first guy comes up to the gate and says, “I never, ever cheated on my wife and I love her.” So St. Peter gives him a Rolls Royce.The next man comes up and says, “I cheated on my wife a little but I still love her.” He gets a mustang and drives off into heaven.The next guy came up and said, “I cheated.