She needed no persuasion.They settled on the sofa, and while Steve attended to the drinks, Rita asked, "I've heard you two are, well, a bit liberal, s...rt of sex wise, just wondered if you have any porn? I'm in that sort of a mood!" She ended with a little giggle. Sally handed her some DVDs for her to choose from. She chose one that had a cuckold subplot. After Sally had started the DVD, she found that Rita had engineered for Steve to sit in the middle of the sofa, with her closely positioned. I wanted to come in her mouth while I drove, something that had never been a fantasy until it just almost occurred, but I also hated to lose. I shrugged, "I'll remember this when you are begging to come tonight." I don't beg," she countered."Like a dog," I quipped back."Yes or no?" she smiled, her hand moving to my cock and stroking it."No," I said firmly. "But you will finish what you started on the drive home." Only if I come first," she challenged, knowing that most of the time I came. Start the day with a smile.After that, ... you can be your nasty old self again.A man walks in to the country store and asks the clerk for a package of condoms. The clerk asks “what size are you”? “I dunno” replies the man.Well the clerk tells him to go out back where there is a plywood fence with numbered holes in it. He is told to stick it in various holes to determine his size. Well, this big ‘ol fat girl sees the man heading out back and runs around behind the fence. As soon as the man. " Mary Jo's not going to like all those calluses on her soft spots," I teased.Jesse shook his head. "Well then I'll just have to use something else on those spots." He stuck his tongue out and we laughed as we split up heading for the next class.Wednesday came and left again with nothing to recommend it. Thursday was looking just about as memorable until lunch. As usual, the gang all filtered in one by one and sat down, pulling out lunches or suspiciously examining the cafeteria food. After ten.