Tony shook his head and said, “I have no idea what you are saying.” She just kept jabbering and he smiled and said, “Honey, I sure wish you spok... English, cause I don’t speak whatever you are speaking.”The young woman immediately stopped speaking. She crossed her arms under her substantial breasts, lifting them enticingly, and then simultaneously blinked-and-nodded. Uncrossing her arms, she bent down and touched her head to the sand a second time and came upright again. “Please, Master, accept. "It's nothing much, Josie. Really. I'm just a bit depressed these days." But why?" Can't you guess?" No," Josie began, but then the coin dropped. "Is it about Henry?"Ellen nodded. "He was a good friend over these last years. A friend with benefits. I mean, he's still a friend, but obviously those benefits are gone and I miss them. Don't worry, I won't do anything. I just miss being held at night from time to time and, yes, I miss the other things too. Harry is the only man who ever made love to. Q: What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?A: UCLAQ: What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynaecologist?A: A genealogist looks up your family tree. a gynaecologist looks up your family bush.Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?A: A bingo machine.Q: What’s long hard and full of seamen?A: A submarineQ: What’s long, Hard and Erects stuff?A: A Crane!Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?A: They named him Sum Ting Wong.Q:. I am a 25 years in age 5.10 man with 8.25 of manhood and my gorgeous bhabhi Shivani around 29 age has a decent figure of 38-29-36, she is very sexy and typical Guju gal……after reading all the stories I made a plan to have sex with my bhabhi for that I thought of talking and pass as much time possible with her alone.One day there was a function at my uncle’s place he use to leave 30 km from our town and I thought of going with her and start chatting to get success in my plan…. we went on bike.