We would make love once or sometimes twice a week, but that was all and no amount of coaxing was going to change it.Mr. Louie was happy and let me kno... that on a regular basis. We had yet to receive a single complaint that the instructions were incorrect or indecipherable in either English or French. That was the only quality standard I believed in.As I got better at understanding the fractured English that the manufacturers were using, it was taking me less and less time to do some of the. You're a bonnie lass, and ye make me go all funny. Ah cannae control me-self and..."Abigail cocked her head and sighed, shaking it as she spoke. "Yer just..." Ah know," Alistair muttered with despondency in his voice. "But ah need practice," he cried. "Abigail..."She sniffed. "I ain't being a sex teacher for ya," she spat. "I want someone who can do it. I got needs too."Alistair sniffed and bit his lip. A couple more tears formed in his eyes, and he looked at the two girls. "But ... but .... “No parents are perfect. The two of you aren’t doing too badly – given your own childhoods. Your children are healthy and happy. Ultimately, that’s all a parent can really ask for.”The whirling game didn’t last very long. Two girls ran over to the edge of a slope leading down to a small stream that wound along beside the park. Soon the whole mass of kids disappeared over the edge and we could hear the sound of laughter and calling out and periodic splooshes as someone dropped rocks into the. . thank you for all those kind words you just said to everyone. You deserve the truth, if you can handle it. Can you?”With a stunned look on his face as well as on mine, Marcus replied, “I can handle the truth,” in a cheesy Jack Nicholson impersonation.“Well, Randall and I, less than a week ago, started a relationship between a brother and his sister that ... would not be approved of, in this day and age. Are you OK, knowing that?”“I picked up on something like that the first rehearsal Randall.