My half sister Fiona (Fi) was the final part of the home trilogy. At about ten years older then me still represented the closest thing I had to a sib...ing. As such we didn't get on much. She was sort of mean to me and didn't have much time for anyone who was not helping her get drunk, high or facilitate the expansion of her wardrobe. The upside of Fi was her friends. They were, well, a decade older than me and mostly drunk, high and dressed up to the nines which is pretty much all a teenage. We danced to ‘Little Darlin,’ and sang to ‘Stagger Lee’And cried for Buddy Holly in the Land That Made Me, Me.Only girls wore earrings then, and 3 was one too many,And only boys wore flat-top cuts, except for Jean McKinney.And only in our wildest dreams did we expect to seeA boy named George with Lipstick, in the Land That Made Me, Me.We fell for Frankie Avalon, Annette was oh, so nice,And when they made a movie, they never made it twice.We didn’t have a Star Trek Five, or Psycho Two and. Hopefully, you left her satisfied." I most certainly did!" Connie responded, her eyes fixed on Charles and a grin broad upon her face."Then everyone is happy?" Charles asked, giving Connie a questioning look."Oh yes ... very happy!" Connie replied, her smile growing as she gazed into Charles' face.Charles smiled back."You know you've done a great job here," Connie suddenly said her voice and manner turning all serious. "When I'm here, it feels like life before Clyde and the mess he made. Your. It seems like the solution to so many problems: No more housework, no more cooking. A progressive society. Women are supposed to have careers. You sure had planned to have one. You havn’t even turned 30 yet, and your beloved husband Dave is a few years older. You both want careers and no one wants to bother with housework. Why not ordering a “Happy Maid”?So you ordered one.The "Happy Maid" is a mixture of a brand name and a concept: The housemaid who does everything for you, always similing..