I’d have licked her arse clean.God! she was big and beautiful, like Oprah at her fattest, but with the sort of milky pale skin that can only come fr...m the mountainous region of this Emerald Isle. About 250 pounds, say five foot five tall (without the three inch heels), the neatest ankles, short black curly hair, cherubic smile, big succulent lips and tits! ... well her tits seemed to enter the room about half an hour before she did. Phillie was always immaculately made up, with bright red. I was a little nervous.By the way, I’m 5’7” and 120 pounds, nice shape with green eyes and dark red hair. He kept telling me how he liked redheads, but he had never really known one before, and that he really liked me.After we had a second drink, he said that he’d like to show me something upstairs. Maybe I was naïve, but I said sure, I’d like to see it. So we went upstairs, and he took me in a dark room. When my eyes adjusted to the darkness, I saw that we were in a bedroom. I realized. ‘Lord Gwendol, again?!’ The head healer asked me incredulously. I said nothing as I sat on the nearest cot. ‘I swear you are the only person I know who manages to come in with serious wounds when we are not at war!’ I gritted my teeth and took off my shirt. As I suspected, there was already a violently purple bruise where I had hit the corner of the table in the explosion. My ribs felt cracked, and I really did feel like I might die this time. The healer put her hands on my chest, and paled.. Steve; I have no idea?” “Well, Ping, there’s a good chance I’ll rape you inside the gate, or certainly inside the house!” “Oh my, should I drive to the Police and tell them?” “Only if you want to be disappointed; only if you don’t want me inside you; only if you don’t want a nice, hot shower and also only if you don’t want me to lift up your skirt and show them what’s underneath! Yes, good idea, Ping, let’s go to the Police” “Very funny, you must be drunk so I should take you home, Mr. Steve.”.