”I grabbed the listing from Jenn and we left for the home. I had calmed Marietta down, and she was breathing a little easier. I patted her on her sh...ulder, saying, “It’s like sex, dear – the first time is all nerves, after that ... it gets easier to finish the deal.”“If you say so, Richard? I’ve never had sex, so I understand the broad concept of ‘the first time’ but your analogy is falling on deaf ears,” Marietta said.“A stunning girl like you hasn’t had sex. There’s a young man out there with. She knew Joe had a little fantasy that he was quite ashamed of. Although he usually was the dominant one, today she was going to give him a taste.As Joe came back into the room with a towel wrapped around his waste (and a rather large bulge underneath it), he found Emma in bed, tucked up under the covers. Not wanting to miss an opportunity he winked at her and hurriedly dried himself before slipping into bed.He moved close to her and slid his hand over her breast and gently rubbed her nipple.. " It's still food," said Roland diplomatically. "When there's not much of it around we have to be grateful for what we get. Now, if you'll excuse me I've got other things to do."Roland walked through the door at the back of the reception area which, when it was a supermarket in more prosperous times, had been where shelves of goods heaved under the weight of affordable provisions. Now the public space of the abandoned shop was put aside to provide shelter for the most needy of the many hundreds. Which is always useful. (I even gave her a little sexy nickname after this, which she didn’t like, but still…)Now, amidst all this time, I think to myself and then ask the question to her: “What is this?”What do we call this thing? The question floated around while we were exchanging sexy pics and texts and crap. Have I finally found my sexy queen? I got my answer not much later. She answers back in a text: “I would call it a flirtationship?”Bitch, what? I’m here sending pics of my dick to you..