. jagoff... asswipe!" he sputtered."Again with the ass-thing," I shot back. "So do you like to fuck ass or take it up your ass?"The laughter that bega... with snickers grew into a bit of a roar. Wally's face went briht red. And I knew I had him. I remembered what Uncle Mike had said to me."When a man's face is white, it means all the blood has rushed to his muscles as his body goes into its fight-or-flight response," he said. "But when it goes red, that means the blood has left returned, and he's. “I am coming back,” I whispered to the tree, and touched my brow to its bark, “but you will not join me. I am so sorry.” And though I spoke the words intimately against the white pine’s trunk, I could not hear them from my own lips, for they were stolen by the thunder of hooves beneath me. Like a river of gold, the Highland cavalry flowed through the trunks of the pine trees, following the remnants of the highway they’d carved through my forest so many centuries ago. Their beasts were. This had never happened before. Anytime I got that feeling down there, I'd close the door to my room, slip under the covers, and play music loudly or turn up the television. No moans heard and if someone barged in, no hands caught moving. Still, deny deny deny. So Maria, still unconvinced, stood up quickly and yanked the blanket off me. I immediately take my hand from my happy place but my legs are still slightly opened and she’s staring down there. “Perv!” I said as I looked down at the wet. Inside the front door, my shirt fluttered to the floor, my shoes ricocheted off two walls.There she was, sitting on our sofa uncomfortably clam, teacup in hand, curiously staring in the direction of our silent TV. Before I exited the kitchen, I had an ad hoc plan. Her ribbed top would be the first to go, followed VERY quickly by her short skirt that barely covered any of her gorgeous legs. My pants fell as I rushed into the living room, exposing my choice that day to work commando. Waddling.