?Why are you crying little one? Don?t you like that?? He laughed quietly. ?How about this?? Suddenly I felt a horrible burning andstinging inside of m.... I began to cry loudly as the Tabascosauce inside of me did its damage. He just laughed as I tried to wiggle awayfrom him. He just simply pulled me back into position. I was sobbing by now.?Please I?m sorry, I?m sorry sir.? I began to scream it over again as he stuckthree more fingers into me. ?I have a hose to wash you off with my pet. Is. The husband responds in a low tone: “Let me call you back later, Honey, my wife is in the kitchen”.A lady to doctor: “My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?” Doctor: “Give him an opportunity to speak when he is awake!”The other day I went up to a Christian bookstore and saw a “honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker”. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer. We took off our clothes and started messing around. One thing led to another and we started playing truth or dare. I asked her a question and she took a dare so I dared her to stick her dildo up her cunt and masturbate. She did and I was so horny watching her I had pre-cum leaking out of my cock.When she wasn't looking I took my finger and rubbed it off of my cock head and ate it. Then it was my turn. She asked me a question and I took the dare. She wanted to stick her dildo up my ass. I. I gave my cock a tentative rub through my pants, but it felt wrong to get off on what I had inadvertently witnessed. Instead, I settled at my desk and tried to start on some homework. It was not easy with thoughts of the scene in the living room dancing in my head.A soft knock on my door startled me after several minutes.“Come in,” I called.Tonia entered, her clothing back in place. There was a slight flush to her face, perhaps post-orgasmic or perhaps just embarrassment.“I’m sorry you saw.