My wife’s friend said “Well that idea isn’t going to work now; we must have overdone the booze”. My wife replied “Damn, I could have sworn h... wasn’t looking too drunk before we got the kids out of the way. Well we will just have to amuse ourselves, like we usually do”. Her friend giggled and said in a husky voice “Well I’m not complaining, we still enjoyed putting this stuff on, even if the prince can’t come to the ball”. My mind was racing; what were they talking about. Trying to figure out. We had been dating for about two months when one night he stood me up. Icalled Kay the next morning and told her that I was furious with him.Kay said to come over and we would get to the bottom of it. When Iarrived three of my other girlfriends were also there. We all sat downin the living room. Kay explained that Lonnie had been out with somefriends of his, had got drunk, and more or less passed out in hisbedroom.Kay left us in the living room and went into Lonnie's room. She returnedwith. “Nope. Not in today’s world with lawyers around every corner searching for malpractice lawsuits. Anyway, you should be OK. But I’m dying to hear the full story,” she stressed, already guessing there was more to it than just lying to the authorities.“We’ll explain it when we get back, if then. It’s pretty complicated, but we shouldn’t discuss it over the phone,” I told her.“Ahh, suddenly all mysterious are we?”“Yeah, you know me, living the life of mystery and intrigue.” I normally wasn’t very. Her ears are pierced, and though you feel a bit guilty thinking about it, you think her nipples are pierced too. Her wardrobe was primarily black; even now, she wore black shorts and a black tank top, and you could tell fro the hint of strap that ger bra was black as well. All through high school people joked about how hot your mom is, and you just chuckled along. Even after graduating, you still get the occasional message on your social networking site of choice asking how your hot mom was.