Ray leered again. ‘I’d love to fucking sniff that,’ said Ray. ‘Sniff then,’ said Josh. ‘I want to see what you look like when you sniff.�... Ray twitched his nose and inhaled. ‘My Lycra shorts are really tight,’ said Josh, getting up and modelling them. He smoothed his hands over his arse. It shimmered in the light. He bent over, and peeked around innocently. ‘Can you see my panty line?’ said Josh. ‘Fucking love your arse,’ said Ray. Josh gently swayed from side to side. ‘Yeah?’ he said. ‘You like. My few little victories meant nothing, of course. No matter what insults I could think of, or steal from All in the Family or a Marx Brothers movie, I never got the better of her. In the first place, she was dense. Words bounced off her. And in the second place, I was in love with her. She was slimmer than Mindy, with tits just big enough to fit under my hand and a beautiful, compact ass. Like the knight in Camelot (told you I was a faggot), I loved the sight of her in summer in a clingy tube. I finished eating and started working on my homework. About 10:30, the phone rang."Hello" Hi Rob, is the coast clear?" Yeah, she's at work. You indicated that we needed to talk. What's up?" I don't know. I mean, I feel..." Confused, lost, cornered, frightened, scared." Yeah. How did you know?" I've been around a little you know. I know how I felt 17 years ago when Mel was pregnant for Robbie. Just because I'm a guy doesn't mean that I don't have feelings." Sorry. I guess I'm still in a fog over. .? Okay, I'm not making this up, I promise. But she just bent over and slid that snake-looking thing into her head."He looked down at Bronson. "You think this is like some Praying Mantis deal? You know, the female eating the male? Damn, I hope not. That's one bug that creeps me out." How the hell should I know? One less fisherman is fine by me—cuts pollution and the number of hooks. But what's happening now?" Well, it doesn't look like she's having him for lunch, after all. I mean, she's.