She almost leaped out of her skin, when I pulled her back over onto my lap. "We were like this, but her legs were outside of mine, otherwise she'd sli...e down between my legs."Mom opened hers a bit, and slid them over mine. "Like this?" she asked.Our faces were very close, and I could see over her shoulder. "Yeah. And mine were open a bit like this." I showed her. "In the back seat, that wedged her legs in tightly against the door and the gear." "Not very ladylike," she muttered.I laughed. "We. The company that made it was nice enough to put in a few potato chips... How many thin mints do you have to eat before they start working?My wife just stopped and said, “You weren’t even listening, were you?”I thought to myself, “That’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation.”Mr. Rogers did not adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood.If stupidity were a disability, I know a few people who’d be getting monthly checks... You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a. .." he began and she got up, then pulled him up."In that case, don't say anything, just follow me. Jason gave me an extra toothbrush for you and I'm hoping you sleep like I do, in the buff," she said over her shoulder as he followed her upstairs.Paul watched her hips sway sinuously back and forth as he went up behind her, then down the hall and into her bedroom.She turned and said, "First things, first," and began unbuttoning his shirt and pulling it off, then undoing his belt, opening his. My pubic mound glistened like a glazed cherry and both my panties and stockings bore witness to the copious amount of cum he'd ejaculated. Feeling the stickiness covering my hand, I grinned at him wickedly. With mixed feelings, I released my grip and raised my hand to mouth. My tongue snaked out and licked the salty goodness smeared there."Hmmmm, delicious. Next time I'll have to drink it straight from the source." Dean enthusiastic grin showed me what he thought of that idea and was opening.