”“Thank you very much for the call, sir.”The next day, the Sheriff’s Deputies descend on Virgil’s house. They search the shed where the fire...ood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil’s house.“Hey, Virgil! This here’s Floyd ... Did the Sheriff come?”“Yeah!”“Did they chop your firewood?”“Yep!”“Happy Birthday, buddy!”Whoever said that rednecks weren’t sentimental?This compliments of the ‘Shy. Your mind is spinning with anticipation over what I might or what you hope I do to you. A couple cars drive by when you, almost sobbing with need, ask for my cock to be shoved deep inside your dripping cunt. So, instead, I shove my tongue up your asshole as deep as I can get it in and I work it around and in and out. I switch my tongue for my hand. I finger your starfish until you start to quiver and plead for something in your pussy but, don't stop playing with your asshole. I pull your arms. "But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other." This I gotta see," replied the agent. With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind."By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Chicago."Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago?"The agent replied, "I recognized Obama in the middle."This question with the answer has been provided. He’d never forget that Saturday watching a ballgame at Jake’s. When her husband had gone to make room for more beer, Janie brought them each one and leaned over giving a spectacular view of her beautiful braless breasts as she asked, “I’d like to come over and see you tomorrow afternoon after Jake goes to work.” He nodded and then realized it was Janie’s workday too. They’d be alone together and the fantasies started up. He had to get laid that night and struggled to get to sleep as Milly.