There was an area where the grass was matted down and I realized that in May it was wet and slick from the geese’s defecation. with a flood of reco...nition, I stopped cold and stared at the road next to the soiled spot. My eyes traced the few yards from there to the tree and I saw it all happen as it would have looked from that vantage point. I watched in my mind as I sidestepped into the road to avoid the slick grass, and the car swerved unaccountably to meet me. I saw myself propelled. During the early years, Archie had got lots of kissing from the girls,and had managed to fondle their breasts with his hands and his tongue.They had even jerked him off a few times. But it was only this summer,when they had all turned eighteen, that Archie had actually managed toget his cock inside each of the two girls. Neither had complained abouthis performance, but neither had raved about his abilities with hisfour inch dickie.Since the Washington brothers had moved to town, Archie had not. " Gwen said righteously."My God," I roared at them, "I didn't expect a body count. And, and, and when I got one, Jesus, what was I supposed to think? That her legs weren't open for business just then?"Gwen shot me a look of pure disdain. Silence reigned.Bernie cut through the icy air, "So where did you guys leave off?" I called her this morning and groveled appropriately."Gwen asked, "Did she hang up on you?" No."Both Gwen and Bernie asked the next question simultaneously."What happened?"I. . beautiful.They're just incredibly stunning. And I... hate that. I hate the fact thatevery day I'm becoming less like them. I have had this feeling for awhile, especially when my sister went to those ballet lessons, but now ismore intense than ever."Santa looked at the letter, surprised. That poor kid was pouring his hearton that letter. Santa knew that probably, this was the only way he couldexpress those feelings. That wasn't the first time he read that kind ofletter."Santa, I know this is.