I wanted to do that but I could not speak. Too tired to speak. ** ** ** ** ** ** ** I awoke to a shoe nudging my side. Not gently. Looking up startle..., from the blanket on the carpeted floor where I lay, I saw two things. I was under a tent, and I was being kicked by a fierce looking man, so ancient his skin looked like leather. He spoke to me then, but I did not understand him. The words flowed out of him in tones both singsong and guttural, a mish-mash that hit my ears like birdsong and a. We were really doing it! But the delightful sensation of Josh up in me was too good to interrupt. I guess he felt the same way, because he grabbed my ass and started to jamb me down forcefully against his groin even as he bucked his prick up into me. I came first, but only moments later I felt what seemed like gallons of Josh’s come blast into my hungry vagina. I awoke some time later still on top held in a warm embrace by my sleeping husband, his cock soft, but still nestled inside me. Oh, I. She had her legs crossed and looked so sexy under the dim red light.I figured here is my chance. She will either slap me or kiss me. “So, what were you and your boyfriend doing in here”, I asked.She turned a little red and replied “I was giving him a blow job.”I answered, “I wish I was him.”With that she got off the stool and walked over to me. She said, “Yeah as usual he gets off and leaves my horny. Then to top it all off, I am not alone to get myself off and I am with a gorgeous senior. If you stick it on your forehead, your chances aren’t as good.”Walt Garrison, Dallas Cowboys fullback when asked if Tom Landry ever smiles: “I don’t know. I only played there for nine years.”John Breen, Houston Oilers: “We were tipping off our plays. Whenever we broke from the huddle, three backs were laughing and one was pale as a ghost.”Bum Phillips, New Orleans Saints, after viewing a lopsided loss to the Atlanta Falcons: “The film looks suspiciously like the game itself.”Al Hrabosky, major.