The loo was tucked into a corner of the room and I gratefully sat down, eagerly relieving myself and wincing at the agonizing sting of my nether regio.... Gingerly I wiped, dabbing gently around my bottom, being sure to catch all the drips, before standing slowly and flushing the toilet. I turned around and jumped in fright as I saw Mr P standing in the doorway. I blushed in embarrassment. How long had he been standing there? Had he watched me going to the toilet? The thought was a little. I: shyly what you are talking mom.Mom: never call me mom whenever you are in my room. Call me by my name. Naina. And darling I’d arranged beer and whisky to celebrate our golden night.I: how? And when?Mom: I was knowing that you will not refuse me, so I bribed our maid, and she brought all stuff.I: you are so loving mom, sorry Naina.Mom: it’s just for you my jaan. Now tell what you would like to have?I: I had already tasted beer. So why not whisky with you my old wine.Mom: jahe-naseeb. Within. I was spun around a bit, but could tell through the cracks of the blindfold, that the place was dark. As we walked past some rooms, I could have sworn I almost heard someone moaning. I was lightly pushed into a small room that felt about as big a disabled access toilet. My wife then stripped me of my clothing and I was pushed onto a cold steel seat and then I felt my hands and legs being restrained to the chair behind me. My wife took off the blindfold and my eyes took a moment to adjust to. ’ Cecil said, sighing. ‘Alright, Sarah, I am trained and legally allowed to use a Beretta 9mm, a .357 Magnum, and a Rifle, it’s what I do in my spare time, and, well, I carry around my Beretta a lot, and this guy came in to rob the joint, and I simply pressed it to the back of his head, when he turned to fire, I caught his shotgun between my elbow and side, and hit him with the base of my gun, knocking him out. So she called me ‘The Gunslinger’.’ Cecil said between breaths. ‘I see, a modern.