He turned to his chief science advisor. "Are you totally sure this is how they do it?" The linguists are positive mr President. They studied the body ...anguage in minute detail, it was said as if it were the most normal activity. They'll be mightily offended if we don't do it their way." He really said, 'its consummated with a fuck on live TV, your president and our president'?" That's exactly what he said mr President." And we've confirmed that that's what he meant?" We asked most politely for. The girls had been in the house for around 30 mins when I decided to check in on them when Alices partner walked to the shop to stock up on beer. I entered the lounge and to my surprise there was no sign of the girls, I shouted up the stairs but received no answer. I crept up the stairs and found our bedroom door pulled to leaving just a small gap I was able to peep through. What I was about to see would change my Sex life forever. I could see the back of my naked wife her Huge round ass and. That's the kind of shit that nobody needs. Nobody. So if you win the "big one," what do you do?I guess what I'm getting that is that when I came home the other night and found my fucking next door neighbor "plowing my fields," as it were, I had already given some thought to the possibility. Not in specific - I don't have a separate plan for "my wife is getting it on with my friend" versus "my wife is getting it on with her college boyfriend" - but in general, I knew what I was going to do.I. But I'm finding it a little hard to believe right now with all this going on. It's nice to hear, though."I could see that this was going to take more than a pep talk if I was going to help her. "Anne, would you go to dinner with me, tonight?" I asked.Anne looked up at me again, puzzled. "Oh Jim, you don't have to do this. You don't need to take me out to make me feel better," she said."I'm not Anne, believe me. I have wanted to take you out for some time, but I knew you were married. I don't.